Ronaldo Chop lyrics

I was walking down the street, it was all going wrong

Like a bomb, too strong for me

I felt the illest, the realest and the weirdest

But then I looked to the floor and I just felt fearless, tearless

I came to a stop, took a little look, Ronaldo chop

Bit down to the ground, felt as though I passed out

Next thing I know, pow

School bound, enter the gates

Been found, now I'm the bait

Worthless, embarrassing, you're just plain dumb

This ain't the way that it's going down, son

Cause I'll hit you with the chop, Ronaldo chop

You ain't gonna survive, you ain't gonna block (what)

Trust me when I say you're a wannabe

LOL jokes, cause I am too

Later that day, I was looking at the weather

When walking by, the fittest girl ever

I went in for the kill and offered up the D

Said I've brought ten rubbers with me

I was thinking it was all going well

Then I saw that I pissed myself

"He's a loser and ugly too", yo, bitch, STFU

Cause I'll hit you with the chop, Ronaldo chop

You ain't gonna survive, you ain't gonna block (what)

Trust me when I say you're a wannabe

LOL jokes, cause I am too

Now that I'm basically magic, I feel like a monster

Nah, not Jurassic

Whoa look, it's Draco Malfoy

I got you a ride, now let's go to town, boy

Pimping and dealing, he's at it all day

His speciality, self BJ's

Outta nowhere, a penguin appeared

Beating up Malfoy, not today, dear

Cause I'll hit you with the chop, Ronaldo chop

You ain't gonna survive, you ain't gonna block (what)

Trust me when I say you're a wannabe

LOL jokes, cause I am too

Cause I'll hit you with the chop, Ronaldo chop

You ain't gonna survive, you ain't gonna block (what)

Trust me when I say you're a wannabe

LOL jokes, cause I am too

• Artist:Joe Weller