Kitty lyrics

Kitty, this is the part, you need to shut your mouth, kitty, you're being stupid, kitty, shut your mouth, yo.

I was heading to my school when I saw a kitty, she didn't hesitate, she came right through me.

I said "Kitty, what on Earth are you doing?", she said "Joseph, I'm just chillin'."

Out of nowhere she hit me with a headbutt, it sent me flying, but never did think to give up.

I'm in charge around these parts, kitty, she replied "Yes" and it's not okay with me.

You're a kitty, now, kitty, take a seat, you're causing too much raucous, that's not okay with me.

I know that you love me and it's me that you're pursuing, but, kitty, what on Earth are you doing?

Five mins later, the kitty had become a pet, headbutting everyone, she was a threat.

I said "Kitty, you're mental, an a dangerous animal", she said "Shut up, don't mention my name in your tweets mate".

I said "Kitty, you can't be saying this, kitty, you're mental, you are not Stormzy, kitty".

This angered the kitty, my confidence was growing, but then she ran out away. Kitty, where are you going?

You're a kitty, now, kitty, take a seat, you're causing too much raucous, that's not okay with me.

I know that you love me and it's me that you're pursuing, but, kitty, what on Earth are you doing?

After weeks of searching, I came across a clue, a pigeon was hanging about, and not one that I knew.

I went and saw the pigeon and it seemed very tense, I said "Well go on, pigeon", and then upon the fence.

Oh no, it's kitty, finally you're back, then she made her way to the pigeon, but she did not go to attack.

They started kissing, clearly they're in love. Now who is that pigeon? That pigeon is my mum.

What? What? What? What?

You're a kitty, now, kitty, take a seat, you're causing too much raucous, that's not okay with me.

I know that you love me and it's me that you're pursuing, but, kitty, what on Earth are you doing?

You're a kitty, now, kitty, take a seat, you're causing too much raucous, that's not okay with me.

I know that you love me and it's me that you're pursuing, but, kitty, what on Earth are you doing?

Yo, shout-out to the pet centipedes, kitty, you need to just shut your mouth, kitty.

I am the Wellmaister, shut your mouth, kitty.

• Artist:Joe Weller