1000 Liebe Worte [English translation]
1000 Liebe Worte [English translation]
A thousand kind words,
Help me get by behind the wheel.
A thousand kind words
And perhaps even a few more.
A thousand kind words -
You asshole, you sack of shit, you dumb swine,
You're driving much worse
Than even a woman.
In front of me at the lights
There's an old geezer with a hat.
He drives through the city at 40 km
And even think's it's a smart idea.
I shout: The traffic light can't go any greener,
Don't you dare dozing off, you old bastard!
If you don't step on it right this instant,
I'm gonna kick your ass, you dumb fuck.
A thousand kind words,
Help me get by behind the wheel.
A thousand kind words
And perhaps even a few more.
A thousand kind words -
You asshole, you sack of shit, you dumb swine,
You're driving much worse
Than even a woman.
That fuckface before me in the line,
He's got some kinda major malfunction for sure.
He constantly drives at 100 km in the left lane
Towards Brussels.
I pass him on the right a bit before Cologne
And then brake him.
And then continue on my way to my gig
At Die Sendung mit der Maus1
Where all the kids
Join in to sing the following nice little song:
A thousand kind words,
Help me get by behind the wheel.
A thousand kind words
And perhaps even a few more.
A thousand kind words -
You asshole, you sack of shit, you dumb swine,
You're driving much worse
Than even a woman.
All right, kids, let's have us a beer!
1. Famous long-running children's series on German TV with the Maus/Mouse being the main character
- Artist:Die Prinzen
- Album:So viel Spaß für wenig Geld (1999)