Worst Band Names Of '06

We see a lot of band names here at The A.V. Club. Late last year, I started keeping a list of the worst ones I saw, which I eventually spun off into the best-worst ones. In our "best of 2005" issue, I listed the ones I felt really stuck out.

I've kept the list going continuously since then. Seeing as how we're nearly halfway through the year at this point, I thought I'd share some of the worst and best-worst ones I've encountered so far this year. And there are some really bad ones out there. Please, for the children's sake, don't use the word "funk" in your band name. Please.

WORST BAND NAMES, JANUARY - JUNE '06

Jew Driver

Battle Of The Saxes

Papa Grows Funk

Bandits Of The Acoustic Revolution

MC Vagina

Groovatron

Brutal Dildos

Sh-Sh-Sh-Shark Attack!!!!

The Delaware Stringasm

The Robocop Kraus

Rigor Phallus

Poontang Wrangler

Gnarls Barkley

SikFuk

Urban Funk Ordinance

Natives Of The New Dawn

Tye Dye Skye

Bonerama

Down With Naked

Figure H8

Honkytonk Homeslice

Green Milk From The Planet Orange

Cute Is What We Aim For

Genital Hercules

Silence The Foe

Set Your Goals

Daughters Of The Sun

X-Rated Porno Machine

Mood Syrup

BEST-WORST BAND NAMES:

Arsonists Get All The Girls

16 Bitch Pile-Up

God Damn Doo Wop Band

The Internet

Holy Fuck

Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin

Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza

The Fucking Ocean

You Say Party! We Say Die!

America's Meth Problem II

Here Comes Old Vodka Tits

Knife Knife Gun

Americans UK

Wealthy Whore Entertainment

Fecal Corpse

Maggot Twat

Corpse Vomit

Forest Of Impaled

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

You Ruined Christmas

Said The Sun To The Girl

Ambulance! Ambulance!

Hollywood Holocaust!

Sorry About Your Couch

Awesome Snakes

Total B.S.

Total Fucking Blood

Jehovah's Shit List

Instant Asshole

Mariospeedwagon

Jesus Fucking Christ

And Now You Beg

Laser In The Jungle

Bodies In The Gear Of The Apparatus

TwoDeadSluts OneGoodFuck

The final list, of course, will appear at the end of the year. I have a feeling TwoDeadSluts OneGoodFuck will make it. If you've got a nominee, let's hear it.