Wir sind Versandsoldaten [English translation]

Step up, we are the dispatchers!

Step, logistics proletariat!

Ding-Dong, always deliver, never wait,

nobody there, message in, stairs down!

Delivering through the blizzard on demand, bikinis from Zalando.

Even if I do not look like this, I live in a Ford Transit.

Packages heavy, packages big, at least not homeless.

No minimum wage, no break time, trapped in self-employment!

Step up, we are the dispatchers!

Step, logistics proletariat!

Ding-Dong, always deliver, never wait,

nobody there, message in, stairs down!

I never complain that work is crap, even if I'm employed with a time limit.

When sushi rings at the front door, people are exploited!

My barrack cold, my location will be tracked via app!

Freed from the protection of labor law, trapped in self-employment!

Step up, we are the dispatchers!

Step, logistics proletariat!

Ding-Dong, always deliver, never wait,

nobody there, message in, stairs down!

What is separating rover from sub-sub-sub-sub-entrepreneur?

He is not human, he is not an animal. No, he is a parcel courier.

I am not human, I am not an animal. No, I am a parcel courier.

I am not human, I am not an animal. No, I am a parcel courier.

Step up, we are the dispatchers!

Step, logistics proletariat!

Ding-Dong, always deliver, never wait,

nobody there, message in, stairs down!

• Artist:Jan Böhmermann
• Album:NEO MAGAZIN ROYALE (ZDF)