Tommy the Cat [French translation]

Well, I remember as it were a meal ago

Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter

May have nestled its way into his mighty throat

Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank down

The cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine

Truly a wonder of nature this urban predator

Tommy the Cat had many a story to tell

But it was a rare occasion such as this that he did

She came slidin' down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot biscuit

The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in even the

Oldest of tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days

The sight was beyond belief

Many a head snapped for double--even triple--takes as this vivacious

Feline made her her way into the delta of the alleyway where the most

Virile of the young tabbies were known to hang out

They hung in droves

Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place

And that was O'Malley's Alley

The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended)

But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into

The heart of the alleyway

She knew what she wanted

She was lookin' for that stud bull

She was looking for that he cat

And that was me

Tommy the Cat is my name and I say unto thee

Say, baby, do you want to lay down with me?

Say, baby, do you want to lay down by my side?

Ah, baby, do you want to lay down with me?

Say, baby?

Say, baby?

• Artist:Primus
• Album:Sailing the Seas of Cheese