The Village Square lyrics

[ALL VILLAGERS]

The royal ball on Saturday

[GIRLS]

I must be the one he'll choose

[ALL VILLAGERS]

It's a prizefight, win or lose

Preparing for the big soiree

[GIRLS]

We've had facelifts, we've had peels

[SOLO GIRL]

Hope to God the blood congeals

[ALL VILLAGERS]

Girls are storming each boutique

[GIRL]

Haven't eaten in a week

[GIRL, spoken]

It's him

[GIRLS]

Look at prince Sebastian, he's so hot

Yesterday he was an afterthought

I would like to end up in his arms

How could I have missed his endless charms?

[SOLO GIRL]

What a total dreamboat is this prince

[SOLO GIRL 2]

Glad I did my hair and bought breath mints

[GIRLS]

Dying for a chance to be queen bee

Someone's gonna bag him, why not me?

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

Hi Sebastian, oh, nice tights

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]

Cinderella, hey

[GIRL, spoken]

Did she just call him Sebastian? No title? The cheek!

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

Looks like you've become quite the hit with the ladies suddenly

You sure you still want me at the ball?

[DORIAN]

Your highness!

I'm sorry to interrupt your conversation with this, um, this

But you're needed, urgently

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]

I'd better go, it's all gone a bit mad

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

I can see that

[DORIAN, spoken]

Hey

[DORIAN]

You want my advice, then back off, Cinderella

You better think twice, you'll embarrass yourself

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

What?

[DORIAN]

Sebastian's polite and too nice, Cinderella

You're not in his league so get back on the shelf

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

Did he say this to you?

[DORIAN]

The prince is a sweetheart and too kind to say it

But you're not his type, take a look at these girls

You're kind of a dog, there's no way to convey it

You'd best skip the ball, spend the night with the squirrels

[CINDERELLA, spoken]

Of course, how stupid of me

[ADELE, spoken]

Cinderella! This bracelet is too heavy for me to carry!

[MARIE, spoken]

Cinderella, I need you, now!

[STEPMOTHER]

Poor Cinderella, dull as a turnip

Cursed with a face that's as plain as a boot

• Artist:Cinderella (Musical)