The Fight [Italian translation]

[JASON]

Just look at me

I'm a world-class traveler

Each Friday night

Travel travel travel

From her house to his house

First take the 104

With my computer

I am just a little kid

Not a commuter

And each Sunday night

Mother comes to get me

And I hear them fight

Everybody's yelling about the bar mitzvah

It's not a wrestling match

Why are they sweating?

It's not a funeral

What's so upsetting?

It's a celebration

Where I get presents

But everybody's yelling

And everybody's ruining it

It's a celebration

Where I get richer

But everybody's yelling

And everybody's ruining it

Everybody's ruining it

Why, oh, why?

What have I done that they'd ruin my bar mitzvah?

[MARVIN, TRINA, JASON, AND MENDEL]

What have we done that we'd ruin your bar mitzvah?

[TRINA]

I want the Applebaums

They're lovely, and they like me

[MARVIN]

They're boring

She just likes the way you dress

[MENDEL]

Well, who wouldn't?

[TRINA]

Have the Applebaums

[MARVIN]

Screw the Applebaums

[JASON]

Please don't do this!

[MARVIN]

Saul's a jerk

[TRINA]

Have them

[MARVIN]

Nix them!

[MENDEL]

Long live the Applebaums!

Arguing takes work

[JASON]

I hate this!

[MARVIN]

Blame her!

It is all a waste

[TRINA]

You're gonna blame me?

You have paintings of dicks!

Don't talk to me about taste

[JASON]

Stop! I don't want a bar mitzvah!

Okay? I don't want a bar mitzvah!

[MARVIN AND TRINA]

What do you mean you don't want a bar mitzvah?

What do you mean you don't want a bar mitzvah?

How do you think we

How do you think we

How do you think we feel about that?

• Artist:Falsettos (Musical)
• Album:Falsettos