Teach You How to Die lyrics

[Verse 1]

When my alarm clock went off I hit snooze

Then my mom got me up

"Get ready for school, you need to eat your wheathes and double knot your shoes, and better remember don't you forget your 7 noteboos" AH!

But mom I feel under the weather today

"I'll let you stay home sick as soon as you get better grades"

So, I scoot off to school with my backpack strapped tight

Wait, where are my notebooks?

I knew my bag felt light! (Crap)

I guess I must have left 'em back in the classroom

I'll grab 'em after math don't know why

But I have to

Greeted by the teacher, doesn't seem like a bad dude

Answer correctly every question I ask you

Fantastic, you're doing incredible

I already passed math

But that's all on my schedule

Now I gotta solve this impossible problem, I can't even read it

Now Baldi's got a frown and I'm prepared for a beating

He's the teacher, I cannot outsmart him (No way)

They're gonna see my picture of milk cartons

'Bout to be the business under Baldi's yardsticks

Welcome to the schoolhouse of fortknocks kids!

[Chorus]

Baldi's got a pop quiz

I hope you study hard all night

You know you gotta solve each problem right

If you know your 123s

It'll be as easy as pi

(3.14)

Pay attention as I teach you how to die

[Verse 2]

Yo', can we change the subject? Pretty please

Right now we need a little better chemistry

Think of what fun a foreign language can be

Because I done the math, I'm lookin' like history

You can forget P.E.

I got my cardio

When I wasted all my playtime jumpin' rope

I know my judgement is comin'

But I think we need a recess

Or a dead students and you're brooms gonna sweep next!

*Sweep, sweep*

I'm not bothered by the bully I ain't scared of him

I'm on my best behavior, Principal take care of him

Thought I saw the sock puppet

He's a little timid

'Til I get more notebooks and then he's livid

Stay back! I got a soda I been shaking it well

By the end of the day could I be saved by the bell?

I'm in an 8-bit h*ll

And I'll forever burn

I get plenty detentions but I never learned!

[Chorus]

Baldi's got a pop quiz

I hope you studied hard all night

You know you gotta solve each problem right

You know your 123s

It'll be as easy as pi

3.14

Pay attention when I teach you how to die

[Verse 3]

Oh my God is Mavis speaking on bath salts?

You're probably locked up with Baldi that's all

You know some rogain ought to go a long way

Oh snap! He heard that! And I'm going the wrong way

What does he do with that ruler to little boys

Don't wanna know, throw him off with a little noise

I've been thinking that the faculty actually

Has been keepin' track of every casualty casually

Pocket full of quarters and a chocolate bar

A robot stopped me for a hug I'm not getting far

These distorted distraction have got to stop my plans

But the true crime here is the comic sans! (God no!)

All the halls are red get to the exit

Barely stayin' ahead forgot how tired my legs get

I'm sick of this outdated education simulation

I've either got to break it, or make it to graduation!

[Chorus]

Baldi's got a pop quiz

I hope you studied hard all night

You know you gotta solve each problem right

If you know your 123s

It'll be as easy as pi

(3.14)

Pay attention as I give this education

As I teach you all the basics on how to die

• Artist:JT Music
• Album:Teach You How to Die (Single)