Schwamm-drüber-Blues [English translation]

Something wrong is written on the blackboard

Wipe it off with a sponge

The yoghurt is cooking in the sun

Then fungus grows on it!

You would like to be in Düsseldorf

But you have to go to Hamm

Don't take it so hard, baby

Just say: "No hard feelings"

No hard feelings, honey

This is the No hard feelings blues!

Peter didn't walk over the lake

No, he swam across!

Our wether likes to copulate

With the lamb

Do you need a design on the butter

Pass with the the comb over it

Don't take it so hard, baby

Just say:"No hard feelings"

No hard feelings, honey

This is the No hard feelings blues!

• Artist:Otto Waalkes