Dänen lügen nicht [English translation]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha..

You're hitting on a Danish girl

Then her boyfriend comes, and threatens to beat you

In the hospital, you look at your face in the mirror

And you realize...Danes don't lie.

A Dane says: I'm gonna tap your wife.

You laugh at him, but later in your bedroom

You hear a voice coming out of the closet

And you realize: Danes don't lie.

ha ha ha..,,you say it too! ha ha ha...

What did you really think?

ha ha ha

You thought

ha ha ha...

with those people it can work.

"They're just Danes," huh?

You thought, you're one of those,

those Danes would just let get away with anything, huh?

No, no, my friend.

A Dane tells you: I'm gonna get money from you

You laugh at him, and ask: Why from me?

Yet his gun allows you to see his point plain.

And your realize....Danes don't lie.

• Artist:Otto Waalkes