Riesenglied [English translation]

I am like Adam, a fig leaf covering my vegetable

I come flying, hack into your hole like a woodpecker

When showering after sports, I used to always be the king

I wake up at 8 o'clock in the morning, stumbling over my thing

Undress me down there, you start to stammer

Do not want to ramble anymore

begging: "Roll it back together!"

Like a fire hose

Tell your husband, there is a new one in the house

Hypnotized because you look at my dangling eggs

I play female music: Luther Vandross

I fuck you until your mother knocks

Donate you an ass fuck, pour honey over you

I'm blinded, because your butt cheeks shine in the moonlight

This is a blind date, I put it in a unknown /person/female

She rubs my pipe as if it were a magic lamp

[Hook]

You want a love song

You get my giant penis (giant penis)

A penis like of a blacksmith (like the blacksmith)

So stop, I only get in halfway (halfway)

Empty the penis

I will not open the door for you, I want to stare at your ass

I have big balls, you have palpitations

I am not even famous, but you are already a groupie hooker

I said you SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH WHEN I watch football!

You are looking great

Put on the thunderdome

Fuck in time with the beat, hitting,... (something i cant really translate)

Three grams in the head, ten litres in the bag

I give the cumshot and you think, you get hit by a brick

My cock is so long, I have a long distance relationship

Fuck chastity belt, you need a central lock

Bitch, yes, I know how to love tenderly

I'm romantic, here: I FUCK YOU UNTIL YOU SEE THE STARS!

Meeting with your daughter in the forest at night

I am disguised as a tree, she has my branch in the throat

Leave the panties on, because it does not fit anyway

I fly away and fuck the hole of the ozone layer

[Hook]

You want a love song

You get my giant penis (giant penis)

A penis like of a blacksmith (like the blacksmith)

So stop, I only get in halfway (halfway)

Empty the penis

I do not tie my shoes, I want to look under your skirt

You want a ghetto reputation, I'll make you the "hood bitch"

You are so wet, a swimming club trains inside of you

I'll look at you, and I have the urge to borrow a five dollar note

Let the vaginal lips flutter when I'm in the room

This is the deep shit until both testicles are brown

I have the choice: you or the right hand

We play woodstock and I fuck you in the mud

Fuck Wellfare, I need a blowjob

Let me with style for a twenty(dollar note) in your asshole

Silent waters are deep, let me test it

Until my cock and fist meet in your stomach

You're so submissive, i dont care for a dog (doesnt make much sense in english)

I want you naked on all fours with a newspapers in your mouth

Call the plumber, baby, I plugged your ass

I fly into space and fuck a black hole

• Artist:K.I.Z.