RiceDum lyrics

["Rice Gum":]

You’re too old to be on YouTube dude

just bought a new Range with my YouTube views

I got mad money models cars and shoes

half a milli on my wrist

wait Bart Baker who?

I hit a chi –

[Bart Baker:]

Seriously, you have no idea how to make a diss track?

Yeah, I dude, say one or two line this is then rap about all my money and fame.

No, this is how make a diss track.

[Verse 1]

Let me give you a lesson on how to diss

100 percent of your diss track should do this

instead 90 percent of your weak ass lyrics

are just you poorly rhyming bout how you’re so dumb rich

oh I can read your mind bro

since you know you can’t flow tryna hide it with dough

you can’t hide your weak rhymes from me though

anyone with sense knows your “diss tracks” all blow

No!

Grammar so sloppy should call you Joe

It’s sad brainwashed kids think your rap skills are dope

you made fun of a rape victim that’s low

you’re corny but your career is still your worst joke

You didn’t even used to write you own tracks

maybe that’s why they didn’t used to be so damn wack

my god man have you heard yourself rap?

Hellen Keller would sounds better on the mic that’s a fact!

Enjoy it now because in a few years

you’ll be washed up and have no career

on the street drinking beers

with a crappy ass job down at Sears

tryna sell microwave just to pay to get laid

Ouch man you should really watch what you say

we def aren’t Gucci like the shirts with the snakes

by the way I’ve got mad money I’m paid

I’ve stood on a Rolls Royce

That’s what I figured you’d say

[Hook]

Now do you get it RiceDum?

this is how a diss track’s supposed to be done

I don’t need a Rolls, models, or a mansion

all I need is talent

and Rice you got none

Now do you get it RiceDum?

this is how a diss track’s supposed to be done

I don’t need a Rolls, models, or a mansion

all I need is talent

and Rice you got none

[Verse 2]

Lack of creativity and artistry

uninspired holier than thou with no basis to be

Yea that’s me

materialistic misogynistic kid bully

remember assaulting Gabbie?

That trick had it coming please!

You’re poisoning our damn youth

the bully culture’s blowing up in every damn school

cause of you

and don’t try to say that I do that crap too

my parodies are comedy your contents just straight cruel

You make fun of how people look but look at you

lookin like an awkward giant praying mantis dude

and when you spit have you seen how you move?

you’re so uncoordinated makes me wanna puke!

You can’t rap you should stop tryin

posing to be hard like you’re not a dude named Bryan

Quiet!

That’s Bryan with a Y folks I’m not lyin

hey Bryan what’s wrong Y you cryin?

Saw you at VidCon back down from a fight

You make Jacob Sartorius seem like Suge Knight

behind a camera you’ll talk trash all night

but in flesh you’re so shy if I pinched you you’d die

I got more talent in one pube

than you do in your entire body dude

That’s a fact proven true

I did the research and wooo

RiceGum really needs to

log into his account and delete his YouTube!

[Hook]

Now do you get it RiceDum?

this is how a diss track’s supposed to be done

I don’t need a Rolls, models, or a mansion

all I need is talent

and Rice you got none

Now do you get it RiceDum?

this is how a diss track’s supposed to be done

I don’t need a Rolls, models, or a mansion

all I need is talent

and Rice you got none

[Verse 3]

To recap you can’t rap

you look like a giant insect on crack

your diss tracks are hardly diss tracks

I’m awkward

when I rap I look like a hurt bird

I make fun of rape victims to get views that’s absurd

You’re not dope

your lyrics and your career are a joke

your dumber than a baked potato

Assault chicks

fat shame make fun of preteen kids

I think I’m YouTube’s Jesus

man I should just quit!

• Artist:Bart Baker