Resultó Vegetariano [English translation]

But, you talk very nice!

You're a fawning

I recognize that you've ample

Labia1 of a conqueror

To chulear2 a lady

Have the perfect phrase

It is difficult to resist

In your verses of poet

I liked at first sight

I'll have confess you

Almost I take my clothes3

Just to hear you talk

I abandoned to your caprices

You were my ideal man

But, I being in your bedroom

It started my reality ...

That tiger4 I thought

would tear my clothes

Was going to eat me complete

Turned out to be a kitten

With tiny fingernails cut

A sad puppet

You run outta the forces!

You looked down to the ground

Nothing happened for nothing

And I stayed that night

As the bride of the ranch

Dressed and disheveled

To save the moment

I opened the carnage

I wanted to give you a hand

But the evil kitty

That which you carry for inside

It proved to be vegetarian

That tiger4 I thought

would tear my clothes

Was going to eat me complete

Turned out to be a kitten

With tiny fingernails cut

A sad puppet

You run outta the forces!

You looked down to the ground

Nothing happened for nothing

And I stayed that night

As the bride of the ranch

Dressed and disheveled

Dressed and disheveled

To save the moment

I opened the carnage

I wanted to give you a hand

But the evil kitty

That which you carry for inside

It proved to be vegetarian

1. Ability to speak graciously and convincing.2. Can be interpreted as:

a)Scoff of somebody, especially if done with grace and wit.

b)(transitive verb) Flatter a person.3. Or "I almost naked"4. a. b. Can be interpreted as: very strong and brave person.

• Artist:Paquita la del Barrio