Problem Parody lyrics

[Iggy Azalea]

Hey...

It's Iggy Iggz!

..

I look like a dude dressed as a girl

[Ariana Grande]

(That's a major problem!)

..

Hey kids,do you remember me from..

Nickelodeon?

I got thin!

..

But don't worry,i'm still just as dumb

Actually more cause

Now i'm vegan!

..

When my body sideways

You cannot see me!

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All this over sexual dancing

Just doesn't suit me..

I look like i'm 10 (ten)!

...

My skirt's so short..

I might as well be naked!

..

All of my views are from horny dudes spankin'!

[Big Sean]

Random black guy whispering..

I'm a random black guy whispering..

Why is this zoomed in on my teeth?

Can you please,zoom out dude ?

[Ariana Grande]

Zoom back in!

[Big Sean]

There's broccoli stuck in my teeth

I got rib meat stuck between my teeth

So please,stop zooming in on my teeth!

[Ariana Grande]

Big Sean,you need to start flossin'!

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I swear,that i'm totally unique

Nobody's like me!

[Dancer]

Girl,please,that's not true!

Your voice is a damn carbon copy

Of Mariah Carey!

[Ariana Grande]

Hey,screw you!

[Mariah Carey]

What he said is a fact!

Bitch,just admit that!

You're clearing trying to steal

My massive appeal!

[Ariana Grande]

Aren't you 82(eighten-two) ?

[Mariah Carey]

I can sing higher!

[Ariana Grande]

Oh yeah?Prove it,grandma!

[Dancer]

STOP!

Both your voice's are way too high

And annoying as fuck!

So would you please shut the hell up?

Before you blow everybody's eardrums out?

Damn!

[Big Sean]

Stop zooming in on my mouth!

I am getting really annoyed now!

That's it,i am pulling my peace out!

Zoom in one more time,i dare you!

[Iggy Azalea]

It's Iggy Iggz!

Uh..

My balls just dropped!

..

Wake up in the morning

Dip my face in a plate of cream

This set look just like a Tim Burton sex dream!

My hair is bigger than my huge butt in this video

My voice sounds like i am rapping

Through a hole in my throat!

..

Iggy Iggy too biggie to be confessin'

That i'm actually a big black dude who got into cross dressin'

Seeing my real face would make you vomit in a bucket

I think that dude in the back

Must have just Googled that shit!

..

Didn't have enough,make up cover up my black skin

So i dug up Steve Jobs' coffin and stole his sweater from him

Have you noticed that this backdrop that's been here for all long

We've been hypnotizing you to like this song

Like what!

[Ariana Grande]

We're hypnotizing you!

Buy this song on iTunes !

..

People say my name reminds them of StarBucks!

That's because my dad is a "Grande" coffe cup!

[Ariana's Father]

Hi,sweatheart!

[Ariana Grande]

Hi,daddy!

[Producers]

Sorry Ariana,you're through

You're getting old, almost 22(twenty-two)!

And we need someone bigger than you!

[Ariana Grande]

Wait,what the hell are you saying ?

[Producers]

You need to get a upgrade!

Well actually,totally replaced!

Say hi to Ariana Venti!

[Ariana Venti]

I sing even higher than you!

[Big Sean]

HOLY SHIT!THAT VIDEO SUCKS!

Who worse any never

Replace one bitch,with another bitch!

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HEY!YOU JUST ZOOMED IN AT MY MOUTH AGAIN?

Ay'

That's it!

You are a dead motherfucka'.

• Artist:Bart Baker
• Album:Greatest Hits 2014