PILLOWTALK Parody lyrics

I am free!

I'm free from One Direction

Free to make

Songs about my erection

I dyed my hair blonde and I'm wearing leather

I do what I want, unlike back when

One Direction was still together

I just don't give a fuck

See, I did not shave

I look like I might be stoned too

Did you notice I cussed?

This is the new Zayn

-We've got to stop him!

Yes, we do!

I made a song about sex!

And the vid's getting more views

Than most 1D vids do

-What's up with these effects?

Whoever's editing this is on something

Is that a bouquet?

And what's with your spike face?

Why don't you have clothes on?

Whoever made this is a moron

I just can't believe

Zayn made a sex song

I'm adult

And now that I have proved it

If I want

To do something, I'll do it

I'll stay up all night watching the TV

-It's past 1am!

Who's that hot chick?

He's watching an R-rated movie!

-Now that I'm an adult, I'm going to vape

I even got a face tattoo

I can't believe Zayn did this!

He was from a pop boy band

Now he acts like a grown man

And he's got a huge hit

I guess it can pay off to be an adult

Maybe we should grow up

Do all that grown up stuff

I say yes, what the heck

Just wait 'til Zayn sees what 1D do next

Maybe we all could

Even try having sex

• Artist:Bart Baker