Nature Boy lyrics

I pull the blinds

Then I take my clothes off

Dance around the house like nature boy

My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to be

But you don't see me

No one can see me

I pull the blinds

Fill out my income tax form

Pen in hand, I write so legibly

I have my kitty. His name is Aloysius. I stroke him

Stroke, stroke him, stroke him, stroke him

Stroke him, stroke him, stroke him

But you don't see me

No one should see me

I pull the blinds

For the sun glares off my tele, I find it quite so irritating

I have my videos - loads of Ren & Stimpy

Bottom, a bit of pornography

But you don't see me

No one should see me

Ooooooo, ooooooo

Well, I've been known to tell a tale in two, and three, and four

And I've been persecuted since I sailed in through the door

And I've been known to sing a song in three, and four, and five

And I've been getting my ass chewed since the day I arrived here

Ooooooo, ooooooo, oooooooo

But you can't see

No one can see me

I pull the blinds

• Artist:Primus
• Album:Pork Soda (1993)