Mistake lyrics

I like glitter

And sparkly dresses

But I'm not gonna talk about that

In my monologue I like baking

And things that smell like winter

But I'm not gonna talk about that

In my monologue

Lalala Lalala I like writing songs about

Douche bags who cheat on me

But I'm not gonna say that

In my monologue I like writing their names in the

songs

So they're ashamed to go out in

public

But I'm not gonna say that

In my monologue Lala Lalalalala

This is

My musical monologue You might think I'd bring up Joe

That guy who broke up with me on

the phone

But I'm not gonna mention him

In my monologue "Hey Joe! I'm doing real well!

Tonight I'm hosting SNL"

But I'm not gonna brag about that

In my monologue Lalala Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha

Lalala And if your wondering if I might

Be dating the werewolf from

Twilight

*Hi Taylor*

I'm not gonna comment on that

In my monologue Lala Lalalalala

This is

My musical monologue *looks around stage* You might be expecting me to say

Something bad about Kanye

And how he ran up on the stage

And ruined my VMA monologue

*sigh* But there's nothing more to say

Cuz' everything's okay.

I've got security lining the stage! It's my SNL monologue Lala Lalalalala

This is

My SNL monologue

Lala Lalalalala That was my SNL monologue pig pig

• Artist:Taylor Swift