Mine klamme hender [English translation]

I have nothing to offer

I have no special services

Thick in the head and thick in the stomach

Rather fat and thin in the hair

I'm starting to have bad teeth

There's nothing about me that's right anymore

I have no friends either

I only have my clammy hands

That will touch you

That I will touch you with

They will touch you

They will drag you down

And if we look away from my appearance

Then I have no inner worth either

No qualities that matter

Never there when I'm needed

I have no money either

Nothing left that I can sell

I have no friends anymore either

They slipped away between my clammy hands

That will touch you

That I will touch you with

They will touch you

They will drag you down

The things I have to offer

Are insecurity and alcoholism

I'm always ready to go on a bender

And I'll always appreciate a decent fight

40 records and my destroyed talent

And an apartment that needs to be hosed down

No money, no friends

All I have are my clammy hands

That will touch you

That I will touch you with

They will touch you

They will drag you down

• Artist:Jokke & Valentinerne
• Album:Alt kan repeteres