Luigi Clash Mario [English translation]

[Intro]

'Been in da game for 20 years, and I know that Mario will always be the favorites, the number one. But deep inside, I don't care... FALSE !

[Verse 1]

I'm not nice anymore, I got an AK-47

When he's sleep, I'll give his moustache a lesson

We'll see soon who is the tycoon

When I will make him swallow those 200 mushrooms

My kart's always broken, it's clearly a cheap deal

I can't take a turn, I get all the banana peels

To kick his ass well, better than a turtle shell

I'm going to hell as a kamikaze rebel

How can Mario make everyone flinch ?

That dude measures less than 1 inch

That little faggot wears overfalls

Me,... Oh... so do I

[Chorus]

L.U.I.G.I. : My name is Luigi

Here we, here we go : It's the end of Mario

L.U.I.G.I. : My name is Luigi

Here we, here we go : It's the end of Mario

[Verse 2]

I'm so pissed off I have to dress in green

It makes people think I'm a dustman teen

Mario over here, Mario over there

The player you choose, it's never Luigi

Look, I make efforts, Luigi's working out hard

I got huge pecs, Mario's a big fat retard

With Luigi's Mansion, I was almost a leader, but as a killing gun

They gave me a vacuum cleaner...

[Bridge]

- Hey ! Look at the cleaning lady ! So, dusting ?

- Uh, no no... yeah...

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

I don't have the plague, I'm not a slayer

So why is Luigi always the second player ?

Fuck, it sucks, Mario's on magazines covers

While Luigi is behind and clearly looks thinner

His girl's name is Peach, like the French little brioche

If they have a kid, he'll look like a cockroach

Mario's got talent ? That's an affront

He's got an understudy who is doing every stunt

Mario is so VIP he got his own PEZ

He's getting big-headed, hangs out with Alain Delon

He's high on girls and drugs

But I saw the best part, that's Toad and him making out

[Bridge]

- No, no, no, no, no... We didn't do...

- Anything. We didn't do anything... Oh I just took a good leak.

- Wanna, wanna... Wanna join us ?

- No thanks...

[Chorus x2]

[Outro]

You're picking up every coin but still not a billionaire

Mario's a loser, Luigi is the big winner !

I'm running the house, Luigi is running the house !

I'm running the house, Luigi is running the house !

I'm running the house, Luigi is running the house !

I'm running the house ! Luigi Babe !

• Artist:Norman