Lass mal über Haie reden [English translation]

"Hey Blumi. Hello."

"Stop it. Stop it. I don't want to talk with you."

"I just wanna say something, just say something"

"Nooo."

Shaved my head today for the occasion,

because I'm going on a walk with a sweet girl.

I've been after her for a while now and finally she said YES,

fell hard for her - thinking about her all day!

I say to myself: don't screw it up today,

take her hand, suddenly this fucker approaches!

What a dick - some colleague of a colleague,

shamelessly the douchebag starts talking:

Brother, at that party, a while ago, that was so cool!

Ey Blumio, you were so hardcore-hammered!

First you randomly grabbed every bitch's ass,

and in the end you hooked up with some 40 year old!

I think to myself: NO - and wish he would stop talking.

the girl is already looking weirded out and asks: Blumi is that true?

I have to change the topic, or he's going to keep talking!

All that I can think of is: LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

Sharks are cool man, sharks are awesome!

Some sharks don't reach sexual maturity until they are 30!

And did you know? Sharks can never sleep.

If they stop moving, they can't breath through their gills!

You are so boring!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

You are a pain in the ass!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

Shut the fuck up!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

You are so dull!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

You are so boring!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

You are a pain in the ass!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

Shut the fuck up!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

You are so dull!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

Finally I managed to chase away the guy!

Just told my baby afterward:

That dude was the most fucked up junkie,

he has those hallucinations all the time!

She accepted that, we resumed walking,

but after a while with her I had to accept:

She's not the kind of woman you meet in a dream,

well, that's just how it is, she talks too damn much!

About the relationship problems of Karsten and Britt,

who are Karsten and Britt anyway - she's just rambling bullshit!

I have no problem telling that girl to her face:

You know what? Oh, no, I don't have the guts right now.

I tell myself: Get used to it man,

but because that's making me nervous, I now also have the most urgent need to poop!

I have to change the topic, otherwise she's just going to resume talking!

All that I can think of is: LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

Their skin acts like a diving suit,

but sharks are also really great at boning!

The male puts his sharkdick into her cloaca,

and bites her simultaneously - she's really into that hardcore shit.

You are so boring!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

You are a pain in the ass!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

Shut the fuck up!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

You are so dull!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

You are so boring!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

You are a pain in the ass!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

Shut the fuck up!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

You are so dull!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

Well, I hadn't really planned to scram,

but she just wouldn't stop talking my ear off.

And one thing always works:

I told her: Sorry, I have an important interview now.

That's how I escaped from her claws,

but the horror really just began because of it!

Because on my way home: Look who's coming the other way.

The most annoying guy in my neighbourhood.

And he's already shouting my name from far away (hello Blumio)

I quickly hide behind a lantern.

I think to myself: No, I don't want to deal with his bullshit,

so I decide: I'll throw myself in front of a moving car!

I really do so, when the next car approaches,

but he's already standing behind me and catches me at my collar!

He's already grinning stupidly - I can't live like that anymore!

I scream in his face: LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

You are so boring!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

You are a pain in the ass!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

Shut the fuck up!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

You are so dull!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

You are so boring!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

You are a pain in the ass!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

Shut the fuck up!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

You are so dull!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SHARKS!

Go away from me!

Go away! Go away!

Why do you want to talk to me? Why, didn't you want to?

I'm having headphones on! I'm having headphones on!

I don't want to talk to you!

Not interested!

Go away! Go away! Go awaaaaaay!

• Artist:Blumio