Jerry Was a Race Car Driver lyrics

[Intro]

Fire it up, man!

[Verse 1]

Jerry was a race car driver

He drove so goddamned fast

Never did win no checkered flags

But he never did come in last

Jerry was a race car driver

He'd say "El Sob number one"

With a Bocephus sticker on his 442

He'd light 'em up just for fun

[Chorus]

Ah

Ah

[Verse 2]

Captain Pierce was a fireman

Richmond engine number three

I'll be a wealthy man when I get a dime

For all the things that man he taught to me

Captain Pierce was a strong man

Strong as any man alive

Stuck in his craw that they made him retire

At the age of 65

[Chorus]

Ah

Ah

[Bridge]

Go!

Heh, heh, heh, heh

Dog will hunt!

[Chorus]

Ah

Ah

[Verse 3]

Jerry was a race car driver

22 years old

One too many cold beers one night

And wrapped himself around a telephone pole, go!

• Artist:Primus
• Album:Sailing the Seas of Cheese (1991)