Intro [English translation]

I throw on new gear

Blade onto the ice and name into papers

Young people are too tired to move

Jerseys swinging on the ceiling

Again the result is 6-0

When will we sing the national anthem?

Coach signed me after the first match

Year has gone and LP in hands

I score while the sun shines

It's alliance versus everyone else

Athlete hasn't wasted alcohol

Nor fucked cheerleader in the drying cabinet

Everybody plays because of love for the sport

That's why they sculptured Jari Litmanen 1

Is doing sports a dream job?

Nykänen 2 would answer: "It was worth it"

"Start was good, start was good, flies with style.

Gold medal to Finland, that's for sure, no doubt!

Matti won gold!"

"Mika Häkkinen's got world championship in the bag,

Mika Häkkinen is world champion!" 3

Coach is calling again, what the fuck?

No, I'm not coming there jacket open, I'm coming without it 4

Or then I'll be wearing a fur coat

I rubbed three wishes from Ettan jar 5

Like the genie in the bottle and Alladin

I can skip jogging and salad

Coach has got your back from a sport to another

Straight to the league games, never to division

From football to ice hockey, after I took a summer vacation

And doped myself to be invincible

I'm on epo again, but I still pass the tests

There wouldn't be coach without the guys of alliance

Have to add a little colour to the brush 6

One doping test made me a rapper

I talk about the stuff I give to sports

And everything it's given me

"Unbelievable feeling, I've waited 15 years to win something big.

There's been times I didn't believe this would happen,

lot of work, faith, even in the hardest times."

"And now Viren starts to sprint.

He sprints very fast, he's first at the homestretch.

It seems as though Viren is the most powerful after all.

Lasse Viren becomes double champion, maybe the best champion that there is in these olympic games.

Lasse Viren wins gold for Finland, he's at the finish line now!"

1. finnish football player 2. Matti Nykänen; finnish ski jumper 3. formula 1 driver4. it's a saying in finnish to go somewhere with your jacket open, meaning without preparing and being careless 5. snus 6. I guess this means "have to colour the story a little"

• Artist:JVG