If You've Only Got a Moustache lyrics
If You've Only Got a Moustache lyrics
You men who long for love
You mustn't all despair
There's a secret you should know,
To capture the heart's of the fair
You may not have the looks,
You may not have the dash
but you'll win yourself a girl
If you’ve only got a moustache,
A moustache, a moustache,
If you’ve only got a moustache.
You may be common folk,
Without a hint of pride
But you needn't be a king
To make any maiden a bride
You may not have a name
You may not have the cash
But you'll make that girl you're own If you’ve only got a moustache,
A moustache, a moustache,
If you’ve only got a moustache.
You may be big and fat
Or uglier than sin
All the ladies shut you out
You're wondering how to get in
Well here is my advice,
For how to make a splash
You can have your pick of gals
If you’ve only got a moustache,
A moustache, a moustache,
If you’ve only got a moustache.
A moustache, a moustache,
A moustache, big moustache, thick moustache,
My moustache, your moustache,
Say the word, the word moustache
(A moustache, a moustache)
Now we both have said moustache
A moustache, a moustache,
If you’ve only got a moustache.