I'm a Yahoo lyrics

[Intro]

Ha ha!

[Verse 1]

Ears up, honey - money don't grow on trees

So if you wanna walk away with a fistful of dollars

You oughta listen to me

You see, I'm a little good, along with plenty bad

But ugly is something I simply never had

A buckin' bronco never stops kickin'

So while the clock's tickin' here's the thing about the wicked

If you lay 'em to rest, they ain't gonna sleep good

So put me on ice, even though you know I won't keep put

I'll get back in the saddle and leave this whole galaxy shook

I'm all of Buzz Aldrin, crossed with Clint Eastwood

Around the Outer Worlds, I've found no boundaries

Just stores of resources and thousands of bounties

Break any law that I want, that's the only flaw that I've got

This bandit's raisin' the bar, now step right up for your shot

This cantina's full of dreamers, and lately I've been spacin'

Cuz playin' by the rules? Well, that ain't my vocation

If light has set the speed limit, why not try to break it?

Hell, I did it in my sleep, while in cryostasis

But I grew tired of lyin' in wait in hibernation

Now that I'm wide awake, this system is mine to take and

Become the reason all these leader's heads are kind of achin'

I'm the problem to their solution - no solvin' my equation

Cuz I'm the unseen variable

In this prison, just to breathe is deemed charitable

I know the board has priorities, but I'm bored of authority

I guess playin' rebel is becomin' sort of a sport to me

I'm a galactic gunslinger, such a dangerous dude

I'm a lone ranger, and this ain't a planet for two

So plant your lips on my ass, now you're the man in my moon

If you're a space cowboy, it's you I'm panderin' to

[Chorus]

You gotta get up off your wazoo

Singin' yeehaw, yippee ki yay

Holla back if you're a yahoo

Save a highroad, take the highway

Life's wild on the final frontier

No denyin', I'm the fliest one here

Cuz bucko, I'm a yahoo

Yappin' yeehaw, yippee ki yay

[Verse 2]

Welcome to the interstellar rodeo

I used to be a nobody, soon you'll get to know me though

Especially the whole board, cuz I'm gonna clean this slate

Theodore Roosevelt would've been rollin' in his grave

With this sordid corporate takeover, I'll sort it

If you're onboard with 'em, consider your mission aborted

Cuz we brought our space force, and we're not sharin' orbit

If you wasn't scared yet, prepare for terror-formin'

We gettin' rowdy on the Halcyon Colony

Tearin' down monopolies without an apology

Got a bounty on my head, but now I'm proud of it, honestly

All my fellow cowboys, mount your saddles and follow me

And ride thy steed at times three lightspeed

Wanna see my license? Like I need ID

Step into the Emerald Vale and set my wild side free

Think you got a quickdraw? Skin your pistol, try me

What a shame, you ain't a daisy at all

Better to end up in a coffin than locked in Tartarus walls

Although it may be cold in space, I ain't takin' the fall

If you blame my Shrink Ray for the state of your balls

It's been a long journey, guess it could've gone worse

You got a lot to learn from me, they woke me up first

You be careful who you trust - sometimes trust hurts

I only trust my gun, and it just works

[Chorus x2]

You gotta get up off your wazoo

Singin' yeehaw, yippee ki yay

Holla back if you're a yahoo

Save a highroad, take the highway

Life's wild on the final frontier

No denyin', I'm the fliest one here

Cuz bucko, I'm a yahoo

Yappin' yeehaw, yippee ki yay

• Artist:JT Music