High School Party [Girl] lyrics

High school party, senior year

Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer

I like soda, where's the soda?

Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda?

I see you from across the crowd

I said the party is bumpin' and the music is loud

You're really drunk and you're lookin' sad

It's like a date rape ad

Girl, then we start to dance and

Girl, baby this is romance

Girl, I'm startin' to grow down below

Shit, why did I wear sweatpants?

Girl, your body's like what

Conjunction junction that's a fine ass, but

I'm like a cashew in a lollipop

Just keep suckin' 'til you get to the nut

And I said let's rob an Asian kitchen

Or stroll down the block

Either way girl, we're takin' a wok (walk) ...Nothing?

You're gonna love me the way my uncle did

Except you're not gonna go to court for doin' it

Be a guillotine or my girl instead

Either way, you're givin' me head

I'm gonna love you, baby the right way

Shawty with a body lookin' hotty when I say girl

When I say girl

We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter

Why's it called dry humping if I always need a towel after?

You spread your naked legs and I see that wound that never healed

Even though you're yellin' for me, I can tell your lips are sealed

We're both aware of my erection, you ask if I have protection

I say

"Well no, I tried to buy 'em once, I was in the convenience store, my old babysitter walked in and I had to hide them near the Tic-Tac's, I was so embarrassed, I peed myself a little bit"

Girl, ooh girl

Insert a euphemism

A sexy mental prism

Increase my pelvic rhythm

Fill you with my syllogism

I know your body and I know how to please you

Don't thank me, thank Wikipedia

Guys don't go down, well I am-

What the fuck is that?

I should have brought my diagram

Ooh, did you feel that?

That was an educated guess

Ooh, did you feel that?

Uh, that one was a sneeze, my bad

High school party, senior year

None of that happened cause I wasn't invited

• Artist:Bo Burnham