Friendship lyrics

Friendship is rare

Do you know what I'm saying to you?

Friendship is rare

My derriere

When you find out much later

That they don't really care

It's rare... to me

Can't you see

It's rare... to me

Can't you see?

Oh shit, there's a bear

Could you hand me that shotgun, buddy

Also that chair?

We're fighting a bear

Now your life's in great danger

And you don't even care

It's rare... to me

Can't you see?

It's rare... to me

Can't you see?

It's rare... to me

Say a prayer... for me

Cuz it's rare to be in Tenacious D

Friends will be friends - they're running naked in the sand

Friends holding hands - they'll someday surely form a band

Friends will be friends - they say that friends are friends to the bitter end

As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends

As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends

Friends will be friends - they're running naked in the sand

Friends holding hands - they'll someday surely form a band

Friends will be friends - they say that friends are friends to the bitter end

As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends

As long as there's a record deal we'll always be... friends... yeah.

• Artist:Tenacious D
• Album:Tenacious D (2001)