First World Problems lyrics

[Verse 1:]

My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower

When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour

I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two

Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu

Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen

I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine

Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!? Don't they know how to text? OMG!

I got

[Chorus:]

First world, first world problems

(First world problems)

First world, first world problems

(First world problems)

First world, first world problems

[Verse 2:]

I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator

Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later

Tried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live T.V

I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free

My barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]

Can't remember which car I drove to the mall

My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal

The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching

My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen

Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just

so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon

[Chorus x2]

[Outro]

(Laughing)

• Artist:Weird Al Yankovic
• Album:Mandatory Fun