Dr. West [Skit]

[Dr. West]

"Morning, Marshall."

[Eminem]

"Morning, doc."

[Dr. West]

"So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?"

[Eminem]

"Ah, anxious."

[Dr. West]

"Anxiety?"

[Eminem]

"Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world. Nervous."

[Dr. West]

"Nervous? C'mon, Marshall, you're a big boy now

You're sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this

You found a sponsor yet?"

[Eminem]

"Um, not yet. But I mean, when I get back..."

[Dr. West]

"Well, if you find one, you find one. If you don't, you don't."

[Eminem]

"Well, yeah, I mean I gotta start going to meetings first and...

Wait, what?"

[Dr. West]

"Well, I mean you don't absolutely have to go to meetings

I mean it's not like... a requirement

If they fit into your schedule, I know you're a busy person."

[Eminem]

"Well, yeah, but I thought sobriety was the most important thing?"

[Dr. West]

"So what else are you thinking?"

[Eminem]

"Um, well, I know I gotta start practicing the steps, and

I mean, learn 'em, and start being able to apply 'em."

[Dr. West]

"The steps?"

[Eminem]

"Yeah, the steps."

[Dr. West]

"There's a lot of them, aren't there?"

[Eminem]

"Well, twelve, but–"

[Dr. West]

"Christ, I don't even know them all."

[Eminem]

"Really?"

[Dr. West]

"Anything else?"

[Eminem]

"Um, well, I mean the only other question I have is, like

What do I do if I find myself in a situation where

Maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that

And I get tempted to—"

[Dr. West]

"Take a drink."

[Eminem]

"What?"

[Dr. West]

"Take a drink, and y'know, take the edge off."

[Eminem]

"Take the edge off? Man, if I have a drink I already know what that's gonna lead me to."

[Dr. West]

"What, you mean these?" *shakes pills*

[Eminem]

"No, what the fuck?!"

[Dr. West/Slim Shady]

"Marshall, what's the matter, darling? Having some doubts, are we? Marshall, you can't leave me, you'll never leave me, Marshall

We'll always be together, Marshall. Marshall? Marshall!!

[Eminem]

"Oh no, no, no! Come on, man!

Oh, fuck you, man!

No, no, no, NO!"

*Alarm beeps*

"Oh, shit!"

• Artist:Eminem
• Album:Relapse (2009)