Da vet du at det er Jul [English translation]

Now the night is here

The snow is falling

The star show the way

Home to christmas peace

For then they're gathered, those you know so well

With a hope for peace on Earth

Christmas night, the star is lit

The porridge is ready, the children waiting excited

And we eat protected bird

Yes, then you know it's christmas

Father dress up like a priest

With false death notifications

Brewing mulled pee wine

Baking Lai Wong Bao*

Bully kids who go to a speech therapist

Reads load from Wikileaks

Christmas night, the star is lit

Mother hiding corpses, daddy searching excited

Before he starts to howl

There is the body, yes now it's christmas!

Christmas night, the star is lit

Father showing wounds that have become infected

And we are Skyping with Kabul

Yes, then you know it's christmas

Merry christmas

Lovely christmas

It is christmas!

• Artist:Ylvis