Dörte Müller [English translation]

Yeah! Dörte Müller,

this song is just for you, baby!

Now close your eyes,

picture me

and jump like crazy on your bed!

Yeah!

Her name is Dörte, she has long blond hair,

she's about 20 and a real blast, no doubt about that!

She's always queueing for autographs.

I draw a Sudden1 and a heart on her pokemon card.

She's in every concert,

she buys every t-shirt

and retrims them so that they fit her best.

The girl is crazy, but a real beauty.

Pretty women are the devil, and you seriously wonder what the catch might be.

The clock strikes 10, I'll be stepping on stage soon.

Dörte has been standing up front since 8, she's lovingly yelling my name.

I feel ten feet tall, endorphines are sloshing around.

She draws my attention2 so that I play only for her.

And we're off. The mood in the club is incredible.

I cast a glance at her: she's throwing a Pikachu in the air.

She's very close to me now.

Her heart goes bang bang bang!

Her heart goes bang bang bang!

Bang! Yüah!

She's such a cutie3.

Her tits make eyes at me.4

I think she's in love with me.

(who the hell5 is Dörte Müller?)

No, she's not the nice girl type.

She has a way to shake her hair6,

baby, while singing a song on her own.

(who the hell is Dörte Müller?)

Yep, she's a bad girl and she knows what she needs.

How long will I manage to wriggle out of her lasso?

(who the hell is Dörte Müller?)

Is she an unhinged killer

or a fangirl forever?

No idea! That's Dörte Dörte Dörte Müller!

It's her first time in the backstage, with a couple other girls.

How could you pick the right chick from the stage, bro, honest?

You just have to be lustful, or you will simply be ignored.

But if you throw your thong in the air, it's looking good for you.

Back to the backstage, tonight we'll shoot a sextape.

So many hot babes, including Dörte, drinking my champagne.

She notices the way I stare at her bust size.

I soon get crazy, since she's wearing a pokéball bra.

She drains her champagne. I'm drunk silly.

I drain my champagne. I'm drunk silly.

And to top it all, now she disappeared.

Where the hell is she gone? I'm so hot, I'm drunk.

What's with all these Pikachus running along the walls?

And why have my hands got four fingers?

Bang bang bang!

Her heart goes bang bang bang!

Her heart goes bang bang bang!

Bang! Yüah!

She's such a cutie.

Her tits make eyes at me.

I think she's in love with me.

(who the hell is Dörte Müller?)

No, she's not the nice girl type.

She has a way to shake her hair,

baby, while singing a song on her own.

(who the hell is Dörte Müller?)

Yep, she's a bad girl and she knows what she needs.

How long will I manage to wriggle out of her lasso?

(who the hell is Dörte Müller?)

Is she an unhinged killer

or a fangirl forever?

No idea! That's Dörte Dörte Dörte Müller!

(Sing me one more song!)

I'm tied to a chair, I don't know where I am.

(Sing me one more song!)

Why don't you leave me alone, this makes no sense!

(Sing me one more song!)

She draws a knife and licks the blade.

(Sing me one more song!)

Please spare my life! Yeah goddamn, singing!

Bang bang bang

My heart goes bang bang bang!

My heart goes bang bang bang!

Bang bang bang!

My heart goes bang bang bang!

My heart goes bang bang bang!

Bang! Wah!

She's such a cutie.

Her tits make eyes at me.

I think she's in love with me.

(who the hell is Dörte Müller?)

No, she's not the nice girl type.

She has a way to shake her hair,

baby, while singing a song on her own.

(who the hell is Dörte Müller?)

Yep, she's a bad girl and she knows what she needs.

How long will I manage to wriggle out of her lasso?

(who the hell is Dörte Müller?)

Is she an unhinged killer

or a fangirl forever?

No idea! That's Dörte Dörte Dörte Müller!

1. It took me a while to realize that's the singer's (nick)name :)2. lit. "she masks everything" but for some reason I don't think that works in English3. "cute creature"4. lit. "she can speak with her tits" 8-)5. exercising my freedom of adaptation6. just so you knew, that could also mean "she can wank you with her hair". Well...

• Artist:Sudden
• Album:Superkräfte