Bernardín [English translation]

St. Bernard had appetite, ate Baba Yaga's ass,

concrete, asphalt, Fugen grout, Kleber glue, cement, block and stucco.

Tabloid, vinyl, rock&roll, for them it was, it was a goal.

In the vestibule, Freddy Krueger wiped Dermacol from his face.

Alligator, billiards and a mess, fuck-up, margarine,

Freddy Krueger, a buzzsaw and Baba Yaga, Halloween.

Electric fan, multicable, Freddy Krueger, imbecil,

the bastard barfed up three Kinedryls** on a centrifuge.

St. Bernard's a consumer, ate the ass intrument,

Baba Yaga on a checkup,

had an incident with the doctor.

The verdict's been heard: euthanize! We're balancing, you and me.

Dieter Bohlen, up from the knees

and Baba Yaga without ass.

Alligator, billiards and a mess, fuck-up, margarine,

Paris Hilton, concubine, catastrophe, cocaine.

Electric fan, multicable, Freddy Krueger, imbecile,

Rotavator, watering can, bucket, shelf stand, pitchfork, rake, spade.

• Artist:Horkyze Slize
• Album:Ukáž Tú Tvoju ZOO