B.V.S. lyrics

Big Vagina Syndrome is becoming a common disease

Ladies that have this affliction are never easy to please

If you poke someone with B.V.S. there's not much you can do

It's like filling the Lincoln Tunnel with an Oscar Meyer wiener or two

I won't rest till I do my best

To rid the whole world of B.V.S.

Gonna do my best

To rid the whole world of motherfucking B.V.S.

B.V.S. is a bit like shooting hoops with a tennis ball

It's easy to get it in there, but it doesn't satisfy at all

Well I do my best to make 'em cum, but my cock won't do the trick

and I got a full five inches

In other words, a massive dick, yeah

I won't rest till I do my best to rid the whole world of B.V.S.

I'm gonna pass that test

Gonna rid the world of that ubiquitous B.V.S.

B.B.S. is different

That's when your tits get super fat

But most guys that I talk to say they got no problem with that, no

Sood man, Big Vagina Syndrome is not just a silly joke

It's a pandemic of massive proportions affecting every girl I poke

If a man like me can't make you cum with my massive piece of meat, chances are you got B.V.S. girl

And that's the thing that we gotta beat

Gotta beat that fuckin meat

I won't rest till I do my best to rid the whole world of B.V.S.

Whoa, ya got some kick ass breasts, but the problem is that goddamn B.V.S. B.V.S.

• Artist:Steel Panther
• Album:All you can eat