If It Doesn't Snow For Christmas lyrics

Santa works all day in his workshop

Making a lot of games and toys

Then one day, he hops in his sleigh

To bring them to the girls and boys

Santa's just as nice as he could be

There's just one fuckin' thing that worries me

If it doesn't snow on Christmas

How's fatso goin' to use that sleigh

In case of rain, will there be a train

That'll speed him on his way

If it doesn't snow this Christmas

How'll fatso get around to us

Say he breaks down on his way to town

Will they let him use a bus

I sent him a nice long letter

And I hope it's not in vain

I really would feel much better

If the mooch could fly a plane

Now they say he's got eight reindeer

For the sleigh he's driving here

How'll fatso go, if it doesn't snow

On Christmas this year

I sent him a nice long letter

And I hope it's not in vain

I really would feel much better

If the mooch could fly a plane

Now they say he's got eight reindeer

For the sleigh he's driving here

How'll fatso go, if it doesn't snow

On Christmas this year

If it doesn't snow on Christmas

How is Santa goin' to use his sleigh

In case of rain, will there be a train

That will speed him on his way

People say he has eight reindeer

For the sleigh he's driving here

How'll fatso go, if it doesn't snow

On Christmas this year

• Artist:Joe Pesci
• Album:Vincent Laguardia Gambini Sings Just For You (1998)