Adam & Eva [English translation]

Adam and Eve were the first ones,

they were alone as a couple

God looked at them from all sides,

he could be satisfied.

Their hearts were immediately

Engulfed in flames for each other

They made love, they also did basically everything else

together

They sat naked in the night bar,

which did not have a roof

they could see the sky

they sat naked in the night bar

and because it was already eight o'clock

they drank coffee,

black coffee.

Adam and Eve were satisfied,

they lived purely vegetarian

and God, who ate wild boar babies

they found him quite barbaric

He noticed that they didn't like him

so he wanted to punish them

he spoke: from now on both of you

will go to sleep very early always

They sat naked in the night bar,

which did not have a roof

they could see the sky

they sat naked in the night bar

and because it was already eight o'clock

they drank coffee,

black coffee.

Adam and Eve said: no way.

So God got really mean

he grabbed them both by their pubic hair

and threw them out of paradise head first

Today they're not a couple anymore

they separated years ago

Adam and Eve are solo

they are following the trend

Adam is a designer for a furniture store in Sweden

and Eve is a cashier in the garden centre of Eden

They sat naked in the night bar,

which did not have a roof

they could see the sky

they sat naked in the night bar

and because it was already eight o'clock

they drank coffee,

black coffee.

• Artist:Funny van Dannen