Yo soy la nacha [English translation]

I'm the Nacha, that's how they call me

it's natural that I gotta have a name

but there are who say "It's unspeakable

it's unspeakable what this woman does"

I say my name sticking my chest out

(Honestly she doesn't have much to stick)

They said everything about that woman

they said everything, except for the truth

Where you were born? In Mar del Plata,

that since then is the happy ciry

I came an early morning to my parents house

thirty three years ago from Paris

How much you weighed? Three point one kilos...

Well, honestly she doesn't weigh more than that

Maybe you want to know what studies I did

(A modest and shameful sixth grade)

I was the best in the school

Come on Nacha, the best in what?

in catching smallpox

What's your state? An awful one!

I had three husbands without marrying

there are people who finds it despicable

but I know my moral is flawless!

I was dancer, then a model

I worked as actress and I'm a singer...

(This woman is a very special being

she does everything, but she does it poorly)

I've worked in the beloved Di Tella!

(Maybe that's the reason they closed it down)

I've performed in the Maipo in the season!

(Until the day she was kicked out)

I've succeeded in the Stadium Luna Park!

(It went well until she started boxing)

My name is Nacha and tonight

you'll see passing a thousand and one Nachas

In a night a thousand and one Nachas

You'll see everything... except my underwear

Be careful, don't open the mouth

and don't breath nor make noise wiht the cups

because then the diva messes

and breaks everything, honestly she's half nuts

Night of Nacha

who cries, who shatters...

Nacha of Night

who goes on car on horse

Sympathetic, agressive or seducing Nacha

Anarchist, sxy, snob or brawling Nacha

Nacha the crazy who doesn't shut up

Nacha the sane, even if sometimes she says...shit

Submissive, very happy and shirtless Nacha

The pale, pupate and skinny Nacha

Nacha girl Nacha boy cachavacha or colombina

Lively, Nacha bug murderer or pilgrim

The one who sings hel laments under very different roofs

with her look of girl

Who listens, who fights

You'll see a thousand and one...

It's hard to believe...

But Nacha is a woman...

A Pandora box...

And the box is opening...

Sirs, don't have any doubt

that here will pass the thousand and one...Nachas!

• Artist:Nacha Guevara
• Album:Las mil y una nachas (1974)