Wenn ich ein Junge wär [English translation]

I have my hand in my pants

I buy myself Playboys, guzzle beer

And when we compare sizes

It's no bed of roses for the others

Because I've got the biggest here!

I'd only watch D-Max1

And drink whiskey & cokes

I'd kiss myself

And just for fun piss with no hands

If I were a boy (yeah yeah)

If I were a boy

If I were a boy (nice boy, nice boy)

If I were a boy

I'd have missed nothing

Because it's much better

Because I find it much cooler, that I'm a girl

I'd tussle with my buddies

And have a drinking contest with Swedish models

I'd show my naked butt

And only crack stupid jokes

And instead of working, donate semen

I'd do martial arts

Macho have a blast

Amputate my sanity, get a tattoo

And masturbate three times a day

If I were a boy (yeah yeah)

If I were a boy

If I were a boy (nice boy, nice boy)

If I were a boy

I'd have missed nothing

Because it's much better

Because I find it much cooler, that I'm a girl

I've had enough

I've had enough porn

I want, want now, want my stuff back

I don't mean just my pink shock clothes

Give me my amazing breasts back right away

If I were a boy (yeah yeah)

If I were a boy

If I were a boy (nice boy, nice boy)

If I were a boy

I'd have missed nothing

Because it's much better

Because I find it much cooler, that I'm a girl

If I were a boy (yeah yeah)

If I were a boy

If I were a boy (nice boy, nice boy)

If I were a boy

I'd have missed nothing

Because it's much better

Because I find it much cooler, that I'm a girl

1. Men's TV channel

• Artist:Fräulein Wunder
• Album:Fräulein Wunder