Wadde Hadde Dudde Da? [English translation]

Ladies and gentlemen, please

Put your chubby little hands together

For the sensational super sack of German television

Stefan Raab!

Oh my god, he is real

Yahow... he's been to America and said

"If I can make it there"

"I'm never gonna make it to Germany again"

And tonight, here he is, back again!

What do you have there?

What do you have there?

What do you have there?

What do you have there?

Does he have something there then, and if so, what is it?

Does he have something bald there, or rather some hair?

Does he have something there which no one else has?

Or does he have that on top of what he has there?

That what he has there, he just has there now

Although it was not clear at all, that that was that there

What that was, that was unclear

So come on, tell me yet, please, what do you have there?

I am so curious, I just wanna know what you there have

I am so curious, I just wanna know what you there have

What do you have there?

What do you have there?

What do you have there?

What do you have there?

Aha... what do you have there?

What you have there, I had for a year already

No, no, it was neither that, that or that there

What do you mean that that was something?

I thought that that that was

What that was there, that is still not clear

And if it was dull, flat, smooth, full, or whatever

That that was something, and if so, what that was there

Please, please, tell me, what do you have there?

I am so curious, I just wanna know what you there have

I am so curious, I just wanna know what you there have

What do you have there?

What do you have there?

What do you have there?

What do you have there?

What do you have there?

What do you have there?

What do you have there?

Oh my God!

• Artist:Stefan Raab