Turn Out the Lights lyrics

So you're big and kinda hairy

Like a monkey at the zoo

I don't care if you're a monkey

With an ass that's red and blue

Cause I'm gonna fuck you doggie style

the way Chihuahuas do

But I got one request

That I just have to ask of you

Turn out the lights!

Before you suck my dick

Someone beat you with an ugly stick

I wanna fuck, but you make me sick, so

Turn out the lights! Turn out the lights!

So you think that I'm a loser

Cause I used to be in Jail

And I got my GED Diploma

Last week in the mail

But at least a man can exercise

If he gets too fat

But I've got news for you-

Your face will always look like that! (haha)

Turn out the lights!

Before I take a ride

You don't seem to have a "good side"

Whip out a condom and the astro-glide

Turn out the lights! Turn out the lights!

(Ugh) I think I'm gonna hurl

Jesus Christ I hope that you're a girl!

Open your mouth baby here come the pearls!

Turn out the lights! Turn out the lights!

Tell me when it's over!

Please tell me you don't have VD!

(Thank god that it's over, yeah)

[It's time for Satchel to tear]

Well we all have indiscretions

I think you're my BIGGEST yet

Had to roll you in some flour

Just to find where you were wet

Well this never would've happened

If I didn't lose1 that bet

I wonder if our grandkids

Will ask us how we met

(Turn out the lights

Girl it's way to bright

I don't wanna look at your cellulite

There ain't nothing on your body that's tight, baby

Turn out the lights)

Turn out the lights

Before you take off your clothes

I'm gonna tie you up with some garden hose

Slap your tits and rub my balls on your nose

Turn out the lights

Turn out the lights

Before we do the deed

Before I cover your box with my seed

I'm gonna pound you till you Fuckin' start to bleed, bitch

Turn out the lights! Turn out the lights!

1. sung "hadn't lost"

• Artist:Steel Panther
• Album:Feel the Steel (track 08)