Those Balls Are Perfect lyrics

To me, those balls are perfect

I can only speak for myself

I don't want anyone touchin the balls

rubbin the balls

To me, those balls are perfect

Some guys like 'em round and some guys like 'em thin

Some guys like old balls, new balls--they're all different

So you gotta feel 'em and you gotta squeeze 'em

To me, those balls are all perfect

I choose the balls that I want

You know, I grip it, I grab it_ I feel the lace, I feel the leather

I wouldn't want anyone touchin the balls

Um, I would zip those things up and lock 'em away

Some days one ball may feel good

The next day, it may not

I want to be very familiar with the equipment that I'm using

This isn't ISIS

No one's dying, but this is a very important thing

Because to me, those balls are perfect

I can only speak for myself

I don't want anyone touchin the balls

rubbin the balls

To me, those balls are perfect

Some guys like 'em round and some guys like 'em thin

Some guys like old balls, new balls--they're all different

So you gotta feel 'em and you gotta squeeze 'em

To me, those balls are all perfect

You gotta feel 'em (You gotta feel 'em)

And you gotta squeeze 'em; (You gotta squeeze 'em)

To me, those balls are all perfect

You gotta feel 'em (You gotta feel 'em)

And you gotta squeeze 'em; (You gotta squeeze 'em)

To me, those balls are all perfect

You know, I grip it, I grab it

I grab it, I grip it

To me, those balls are all perfect

Zip those things up

Zip those up and lock 'em away

To me, those balls are all perfect

• Artist:The Gregory Brothers