There's a Platypus Controlling Me lyrics

Dad?

Oh, hi, Vanessa!

Dad, what are you doing?

Well I'll be honest, I don't really understand

But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands

And I got records on my fingers

What?

Records on my fingers

I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop

Don't stop

I can't stop, I got a platypus controlling me

What?

I got a platypus controlling me

Now let me sum it up

It was a strange set of circumstances

Strange set of circumstances?

I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands,

Now I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop

Don't stop! Don't stop!

Well I would if I was able

There's a platypus controlling me, he's underneath the table

There's a platypus controlling him, what?

Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down!

Like corporations are a platypus

The government's a platypus

Your teacher is a platypus

My teacher is a panda

Society's a platypus

My parents are a platypus

The media's a platypus

It's all just propaganda

Yeah we've all got platypus controlling us

No, just me

We've all got platypus controlling us

I'd stop if I was able

We've all got platypus controlling us

I'm not speaking metaphorically

The platypus controlling me is underneath the table

Wait! Oh wait, no, he's gone!

Hey! There's no platypus controlling me…

There's no platypus controlling me!

• Artist:Phineas and Ferb (OST)