The Shocker lyrics

(Are you ready baby?

Wooh, ah yeah)

Extra extra read all about it

I wanna show you guys something new.

Now if your having trouble just gettin' a boner

Here's something special1 that will work for you

It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez

Some will say that it's a bit extreme

Close your eyes and spread your legs (now)

What I'm about to do will make you scream

You better lube it up

Cause its easier to get the it in2

In her hole till she screams

(Chorus:)

Two in the Pink and One in the Stink

That's called the Shocker

Two in the Pink and One in the Stink

(Give her the Shocker)

Now it's easy to find Chicks that really dig it3

In any city or any town

You can spot a rookie who been usin' the Shocker

He walks around with a pinkie that's brown

When you do to much bugger sugar

and your hot meat stick won't stand

Just add your middle finger to a fist of metal4

And spread the shocker all across the land

You better5 raise your hands

and salute the movement that rocks all girls

You won't learn this in school

so pay attention (here)

(Chorus)

You can do it in the bathroom or do it in the car

or do it in the alley right behind the bar

Two in the Pink and One in the Stink

That's called the Shocker (yeah)

[Satchel Fuckin Shreds]

(Chorus)

You can do it in the bathroom or do it in the car

or do it in the alley right behind the bar

Two in the Pink and One in the Stink

That's called the Shocker

(Here it comes!

Shock Shock Shocker

Shock Shock Shocker

Shock Shock Shocker

Shock Shock Shocker

Give her the Shocker)

2 hundred and 20 volts of Heavy Metal power

Inside of your Vagina and your butthole 2

1. sung "cool"2. sung "get it deeper in"3. the "now" isn't sung4. the "just" isn't sung5. sung "It's time to"

• Artist:Steel Panther
• Album:Feel the Steel (track 10)