Supermodel's Legs [German translation]

This morning it occurred to me

I might not look quite like the natural blonde

And I can't help but feel conned

The picture on the packet showed a model with no baggage,

Promising wild sex and marriage

With a big colour chart wand

This morning it occurred to me

I never will quite have a supermodel's legs (Never in a million years!)

Unless I cut each one in half

Become half an octopus -

The two become synonymous

with cocaine glamour, riches, beauty, and crack

I took a trip to the National Gallery

For something more refreshing in what Rueben saw

My supermodel's legs

Think they were plucked from a Rueben-esque world (ah, ah! ah ah!)

My supermodel's legs

Look pretty crap on a 5-foot-4 girl (ah ah ahhh!)

Women, men and in-betweens -- why don't you just stop dieting?

Go bake, eat cake, go cheer, drink beer!

Worrying is boring!

If people said eat loads of cake

You wouldn't want much anyway

And then you would've and stuffed your face

And looked like King Henry VIII

Present; We're told off every day

For living our lives the wrong damn way

"Suck my left one!" is what I say

If i want six coffees a day!

Women, men and in-betweens - why don't you just stop dieting?

Go bake, eat cake, go cheer, drink beer!

Worrying is boring me!

Oh, I get more turned on by pink cupcakes than heroin

Not "rock and roll"; I'm much more Mary Poppins

Oh supermodel's legs

They never held up much weight in my world (ooh wa ooh wa! ooh wa ooh wa!)

Oh supermodel's legs

Cuz women should be women, girls should be allowed to be girls (ah ah! ah ah!)

(Too right!)

• Artist:Marina (United Kingdom)
• Album:Give Me The Money EP