Steve Berman [Skit] [2000] lyrics

Eminem: Heyyy

Steve Berman: Hey, Em, what's up

Eminem: Steve Berman, what's going on, man? How you doin'? Good to see you again. What's up?

Steve Berman: Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?

Eminem: Umm, yeah, what's u...

Steve Berman: Vanessa, shut the door

Secretary: Okay

Eminem: So what's up, how's orders lookin' for the first week?

Steve Berman: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all

Eminem: Wh-

Steve Berman: This album is less than nothing

I can't sell this fucking record

Eminem: Wha...

Steve Berman: Do you know what's happening to me out there?

Eminem: Wh-wha-what's the problem?

Steve Berman: Violet Brown told me to go fuck myself!

Eminem: Who's Violet...

Steve Berman: Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass!

Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?

Eminem: But I...

Steve Berman: I'm gonna lose my fucking job over this

Do you know why Dre's record was so successful?

He's rapping about big-screen TV's, blunts, 40's and bitches

You're rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin

Eminem: I mean...

Steve Berman: I can't sell this shit!

Eminem: What...

Steve Berman: Either change the record or it's not coming out!

Eminem: What I-

Steve Berman: Now get the fuck out of my office!

Eminem: What am I supposed...

Steve Berman: NOW!

Eminem: Alright man, (whatever)

• Artist:Eminem
• Album:The Marshall Mathers LP