Seksikkäin jäbä [English translation]

Slicked back hair and a crazy mullet

Chest bare and like a barrel

I don't have any shame

and flaunt it for sure

Been trying to cut down, but that won't cut it

I'll make sure that tomorrow you won't be riding your bike home, let alone walk

Always keeping the game fair and the game is called "get-around"

And it's hard to be humble when you're this sexy

I'm the hottest and the sexiest dude in this bar

Hold me tighter

And tonight you won't find anyone better than this

Hold me tighter

I'm the hottest and the sexiest dude in this bar

Hold me tighter

And tonight you won't find anyone better than this

I'm the sexiest dude

Like Seppo 'the Erotic' Taalasmaa, Matti & Teppo, the one who's balder,

I'll blind your proposers, each lamer than the other.

Let's go party like crazy at the closed Aurora [hospital]

So they can tame the Teflons with tranquilizer darts

Keeping it awesome

I'm A as in alfa and O as in omega

I'll show you around the toilet facilities

like Huoneistokeskus [Real estate company], that's the job for me

Lick the wall tiles and moan out loud

so you won't hear Topi laying cable in the booth next door

I'm the hottest and the sexiest dude in this bar

Hold me tighter

And tonight you won't find anyone better than this

Hold me tighter

I'm the hottest and the sexiest dude in this bar

Hold me tighter

And tonight you won't find anyone better than this

In the early morning I whisper:

"Hold me tighter"

Yea, yea, yea, yea

Single moms want to have my baby and

they are wearing Vantaa-whites and all hung up

I'm the Big Kahuna of Hotel Vantaa:

Greet them by the bar wearing my tribal tattoo

Everyone's like "Wow! Who's that hunk?"

My eyes tell them: "Don't you know, you fucking loser?"

Everyone's like "Wow! Who's that hunk?"

My eyes tell them: "Heikki Kuula, you fucking loser!" Boom!

I'm the hottest and the sexiest dude in this bar

Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude

And tonight you won't find anyone better than this

Th-th-th-this

I'm the hottest and the sexiest dude in this bar

Hold me tighter

And tonight you won't find anyone better than this

Hold me tighter

I'm the hottest and the sexiest dude in this bar

Hold me tighter

And tonight you won't find anyone better than this

I'm the sexiest dude

• Artist:Teflon Brothers