Rolling Balls lyrics

Bowling is my life and it has always been my dream

To be a member of the local bowling team, although

I'm not very good

The guys won't accept me

I guess I'll try the girls' team and I'll lose a part of my anatomy then

[Refrain:]

Balls will roll

I think I want to be...

Balls will roll

I think it's time, it's time for me to be a girl

It's a very big decision

It's going to change my life

I'll have to make all new friends, I 'm gonna lose my wife

But that's okay with me

There's something in my soul

It doesn't matter who's the better man

It's the man who gets to bowl

[Refrain:]

Balls will roll

I think I want to be...

Balls will roll

I think it's time, it's time for me to be a girl

I've made my decision and I'm gonna make the change

There will be rolling balls, I'm gonna play my game

It's gonna be so great

It's gonna be the best

Besides, I've told myself I look good in a dress

I'm gonna cut them off, I'm gonna cut them off, I'm gonna cut them off

I'll never have to cough

Now I've made my change and I've fulfilled my dream

I'm now a member of the women's bowling team

I hope I throw a strike, 'cause I'll never score again

My first game is tomorrow, I will go to play and then...

[Refrain:]

Balls will roll

I think I want to be...

Balls will roll

I think it's time, it's time to be...

• Artist:AFI
• Album:Very Proud Of Ya (1996)