Razzy - Bad ∞ End ∞ Night

On a dark, silent night not a single soul in sight

Was a girl in the woods, so all alone in fright.

With a faded letter held so tight in her hand,

She arrives at mansion in the dead of night..

So she's come to knock up on the door,

She'll never guess what a night she's in for.

Village Girl: "Oh my! Is anybody home?"

Butler: "Hello, miss. Do you not have a place to go?"

Girl Doll: "You're free to stay"

Boy Doll: "Won't have it any other way."

Maid: "I'll serve some tea so have a seat."

They all gather gather all around,

The new guest is given and appraisal.

Master: "On this perfect day don't you see it must be fate."

Doll Twins: "We should party! Party!"

Everyone: "Won't you let us welcome you?"

Doll Boy: "Hurry! Hurry!"

Butler: "Wine for the occasion."

Maid: "Let's me merry!"

Lady: "How about we make a toast?"

Doll Girl: "Are you ready?"

Mistress: "Are we all prepared?"

Everyone: "So let the show begin!"

You're the leading lady in this Crazy nighT,

Well you're dressed to the nines, so have a glass of wine.

Won't you drink up miss? And enjoy the show,

Let it in, let's begin, let the fun flow!

Let us sing, let us dance, merry all night long!

Just forget all you knew of what was 'right' and 'wrong'.

Let's enjoy this day till we're all insane!

Time to start this Happy nighT!

One night on from the banquet that they had,

there seemed to be something terribly amiss.

Tried to sleep, but then when she awoke

It seemed that the morning never even came.

Girl Doll: "Hey did you know?"

Boy Doll: "Our secret, we will let you know."

Doll Twins: "The clock will now reveal it all!"

The girl felt the fear began to build,

She ran to a place she never should have been.

Opening a heavy door, a secret room she hadn't seen and...

JesuS! JesuS!

Coffins lying everywhere!

Mistress: "Ahh, ahh..."

Master: "So I guess you've seen it now..."

Boy Doll: "DangeR! DangeR!

Maid: "Please don't be alarmed miss!"

Doll Girl: "Where are you going?"

Butler: "Where are you going to run to?"

"Wait a moment please!!"

You're the leading lady in this Crazy nighT.

Will you follow the script, or want a full rewrite?

So then what kind of ending do you have in mind?

Don't you know that it's yours to decide? So-

Look again, look again for your Happy enD!

If you don't get it right, the game is over then!

Is the True enD bound for the burial ground?

Well, is it a Bad End Night?

Village Girl: "What is there that I can do? To escape from all of you..."

Master/Mistress: "When this little play is done"

Butler/Maid: "Then we will return you home."

Village Girl: "The key to the Happy enD... seems to be mislaid somewhere.

Village Girl: Where is it, it has a cold gleam, difficult to miss-"

Village Girl: "There you are."

I'm the leading lady in this Crazy nighT.

With a knife in my left hand and a skull in my right.

And with one easy swing of that knife, I found

I'm simply having so much fun here!~

Run away, run away! There's no time to delay!

Just abandon the stage and throw your lines away!

Let's deface this play till we're all insane,

We'll destroy this Bad End Night!

You're the leading lady in this Crazy nighT.

But the cast and the stage are gone without a trace.

Now the curtain's fallen, the story's done,

Let's go home, everyone, like we promised!

Let us sing, let us dance, merry all night long!

Just forget what you knew of what was 'right' and 'wrong'.

Let's enjoy this day till we're all insane.

Time to start this Bad End Night!

In the same room now, there's a silence around.

And a shadow giving the final round of applause.

"It was surely a great show put on tonight..."

And they picked up a letter, weeping quietly.

• Artist:Razzy