Pussy Ain't Free lyrics

Don't need a certified public acountant

To run the numbers on my dick and balls

Don't need to look at every Amex statement

Already know I'm getting charged for the booty calls

Don't need a history of my transactions

To know the piper's going to get her due

It won't be long if there's a missing payment

She'll come for me like she's coming for you

Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, brother!

You'll pay for that shit one way or another!

She'll make you pay when you're out with your buddies

For every text that you choose to ignore

When you return, interrogation

Your dick is going on the waterboard!

Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, brother!

(Everybody pays, word to your mother)

You'll pay for that shit one way or another!

(Everybody pays one way or another)

This is not a choice you have that's only in your head

And when you're getting the 3rd degree

You'll remember what I said

Oh yeah cause p-p-pussy ain't free, boy, no

Pay with your gray hair and every wrinkle

Pay with a heart attack or maybe a stroke

Maybe you'll understand on your deathbed

The price of pussy, it ain't a joke!!

Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, brother!

(You'll pay for that shit one way or another)

Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, mister!

(Baby, let me taste every single sister)

Pussy ain't free, everybody knows

Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, brother!

This is not a choice you have, it's only in your head

It's not a choice you have, it's only in your head

• Artist:Steel Panther
• Album:Lower the Bar (2017)