Poontang Boomerang lyrics

Met a girl on Tinder, About a year ago

Ass felt like a beanbag, stinky down below

She never got a call back, I couldn't get on that fattie

Yeah, I went golfing 3 days later

Guess who shows up as my caddy

Poontang Boomerang, just can't throw her away!

Dump her ass on a friday night

She's back by Saturday (Sing it!)

Poontang Boomerang...

My friend was getting married, I met the bride to be

It was pretty obvious she wanted some of me

I told her just this one time, I would make an exception

Then she tried to suck my balls at her wedding reception

Poontang Boomerang, Give that shit a hurl

But I can almost guarantee I'm gonna wind up with that girl. Poontang Boomerang, Thought about going gay

But Boomerang wang is even worse, they say!

You can chuck that whore

If you don't wanna fuck no more

But you better watch out Jack

'Cause that ass is comin' back

If you're tired of gettin' it around

You can take the next bus outta town

But you can't get far enough away

That bitch will find you any day

Change your name and cut your hair

Move away to Timbuktu

But I'm telling you right now

That boomerang tang will follow you

You can chuck that whore

If you don't wanna fuck no more

But you better look out Jack

'Cause that ass is comin' back

Poontang Boomerang, That shit never fails!

Sure as bear shits in the woods, and sail boats have sails

Poontang Boomerang, Better wise up real quick!

Bo-bo-boomerang is out there dangerous, down under on your dick

Poontang Boomerang, Oh yeah!

Poontang Boomerang

Aw yeah!

• Artist:Steel Panther
• Album:Lower the Bar (2017)