Our Musical Ode to the Clitoris

(the Clitoris.)

(the Clitoris.)

the Clitoris — itʼs been a Mystery.

the Clitoris — itʼs my Anatomy.

the Clitoris — much more, than you can see,

and if you get to know it, you can get to know me.

in the days of old Manʼs Form

on Pedestals.

but Girls less, than ideal,

we were not taught to feel.

(and) into the Dark Ages,

when Witch Hunts were all the Rage;

the Key to see, if sheʼs a

Witch or not, lies right between her Legs.

(so) if you see the Mark of Satan,

then you know, thereʼs no Mistakinʼ

sheʼs been taken by Desire

throw her on the Fire!

Fear inside

Pandoraʼs Box opening wide.

sinful Seat of Delight.

earthly Pleasures hidden far out of Sight.

the Clitoris — itʼs been a Mystery.

the Clitoris — itʼs my Anatomy.

the Clitoris — much more, than you can see,

and if you get to know it, you can get to know me.

learned Men of Science

still some would deny it.

Anatomistʼs Dissections werenʼt

enough for them to buy it.

the Few, who did uncover it,

would argue who discovered it.

this excavated Treasure

the Source of Womanʼs Pleasure.

then Doctor Freud came along.

told me, I was doing it all wrong,

i need to graduate

the Way, I masturbate,

from the clitoral

to the vaginal.

¿did he know,

what goes on inside that Hole?

oh, no!

ʼcause he couldnʼt see

all Stimulation happens clitorally.

they say, Iʼm frigid and cold,

and I need to be controlled!

that Iʼm too hot, demented,

disordered, hysterical.

that Iʼm crazy or lazy,

too mild or wild, and baby,

they get to decide, whatʼs

natural and factual.

even Doctorsʼ Textbooks,

yes, they would forget it.

the Clit they would omit and really

not even regret it.

so Scientists set out to find out

all about

this old orgasmic Mystery

and settle any Doubt.

in three Di

the Clit was mapped architecturally.

to the Worldʼs Surprize,

it was found to be ten Times its Size.

the Clitoris shouldnʼt be a Mystery

the Clitoris — itʼs my Anatomy.

the Clitoris — much more, than you can see,

and if you get to know it, you can get to know me.

we can come to understand

Worlds of Pleasure in our Hand.

study up and come with me.

the Clitoris will be set free!

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